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Thursday, March 16, 2006, 5:37 pm

Things that should not happen

When you’re placing a conference call on one of those fancy-schmancy expensive speaker phone things and you mis-dial the number and instead of the response you were expecting you hear, blasted out over a carefully arranged grid of speakers numerous and massive enough to sustain the average Pink Floyd concert, “Hey, baby, want to shoot your load?” …

that should not happen.

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say that that should not, ever, not ever, not never ever happen.

But it totally did.

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